Because life after divorce deserves a little chaos, some bad decisions, and a lot of wine. 🍷✨
Sass🍸 Sarcasm🍹 & Survival🍷
What You’ll Find Here
A blog for divorced and single women who are tired of the bullshit and craving chaos with a splash of sarcasm.
This is your no-filter guide to dating disasters, crazy side hustles, midlife meltdowns, and dark, scandalous love stories from the past.
Survival looks a little different here.
Laugh. Cringe. Nod silently.
Then binge the chaos.
You’re not alone in the madness.
You belong here. 🖤
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Scandal. Seduction. Survival. From goat-fueled madness to forbidden ritual, here’s how your morning brew became history’s most addictive obsession.
Old wives’ tales weren’t just bedtime stories. They were eerie warnings passed from woman to woman—stories we still follow today,...
From love letters to Tinder swipes, dating has changed—big time. Here’s how romance evolved from the 1920s to now.
💔 Your no-BS guide to surviving -and thriving through divorce. Because making it through Splitsville takes strength, sass, and a little (or a lot) of wine. 🍷
Divorce isn’t just an ending – it’s a plot twist with a front-row seat to drama, absurdity, and maybe even a little well-earned karma. One day, you’re married, and the next? Boom – you’re in a legal battle over the most ridiculous thing imaginable. Some people fight over Wildest, Most Ridiculous Divorce Battles. Either way, it’s petty, chaotic, and wildly entertaining.
⚰️ Where we bury high expectations, lower our standards, and laugh through the carnage.
Modern dating is a horror show – ghosting, zombie-ing, phantom-lighting, and tombstoning (seriously, what the hell??). It’s not just a graveyard – it’s hunting season. Cougars are on the prowl, and hunting season is officially open. Keep those handcuffs handy – cuffing season is right around the corner, and the wrong move could land you in a ‘situationship’ with no chance of parole.
😈 Welcome to the hormonal shit-show!
Forget why you walked into a room? Freezing one minute, stripping down to your bare essentials the next? Losing your shit for no damn reason? Menopause is a wild ride, y’all.
The good news? (Wait… there’s good news??) At least we’ve got each other to go bat-shit crazy together.
Quirky (but legit) side hustles – like selling tootsie pics 🦶💸, whispering into a mic (ASMR 🎤), or cashing in on dog videos 🐶. But we’re not just keeping it weird – we’re exploring serious money-makers too. Think red flags are just for dating? Nope. Side hustle scams are a dime a dozen – but the legit ones are out there, and we’re diving in headfirst to separate the cash cows from the crap. 💸
From wild and fun to profitable and unexpected, let’s start the scavenger hunt for extra money. 🚀
💔 Love Doesn’t Always Rest in Peace
Before Tinder and ghosting, romance already had its dark side – obsession, betrayal, and love that refused to die.
🕵️♀️ Unravel doomed love stories from the past – where devotion and destruction go hand in hand.
📺 Watch the mystery unfold on YouTube.
Old-world brews, forbidden spirits, and scandalous origins spill into the present.
From ancient beans to outlaw booze, we’re digging up the strange and storied past behind every sip.
Moonshine myths, speakeasy secrets, and the rituals they tried to outlaw.
Take a trip into drinking history’s darker and scandalous side.
I’m a proud ’80s baby, mom to three amazing young adults, full-time dog mom, soon-to-be grandma, and recovering hot mess.
Somewhere between divorce, midlife mayhem, true crime binges, and pizza-fueled survival tactics, I decided chaos was way more fun to write about than to fight.
If you’re into brutally honest stories, dating disasters, lazy girl hacks, and laughing through the mess, you’re in the right place.
🍕 Serial pizza addict. 🐾 Dog mom. 💔 Divorce escapee. 📖 Storyteller of all things real and ridiculous.
Grab a drink and buckle up -it’s a wild ride, so sit back and enjoy the shit show.
XOXO,
🖤 Divorced Single Mama