Because life after divorce deserves a little chaos, some bad decisions, and a lot of wine. 🍷✨
Sass🍸 Sarcasm🍹 & Survival🍷
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What You’ll Find Here
If you’ve ever wondered how to survive after divorce without losing your mind—or your sense of humor—you’re in the right place. This is your no-filter guide to dating disasters, side hustles, lazy girl meals, midlife meltdowns, and those dark, scandalous love stories from the past.
Survival looks a little different here…
Go ahead… binge the chaos and find your people.
You belong here.
💔 Your no-BS guide to surviving—and thriving—through divorce. Because making it through Splitsville takes strength, sass, and a little (or a lot) of wine. 🍷
Divorce isn’t just an ending—it’s a plot twist with a front-row seat to drama, absurdity, and maybe even a little well-earned karma. One day, you’re married, and the next? Boom—you’re in a legal battle over the most ridiculous thing imaginable. Some people fight over Wildest, Most Ridiculous Divorce Battles™. Either way, it’s petty, chaotic, and wildly entertaining.
⚰️ Where we bury high expectations, lower our standards, and laugh through the carnage.
Modern dating is a horror show—ghosting, zombie-ing, phantom-lighting, and tombstoning (seriously, what the hell??). It’s not just a graveyard—it’s hunting season. Cougars are on the prowl, and hunting season is officially open. Keep those handcuffs handy—cuffing season is right around the corner, and the wrong move could land you in a ‘situationship’ with no chance of parole.
😈 Welcome to the hormonal shit-show!
Forget why you walked into a room? Freezing one minute, stripping down to your bare essentials the next? Losing your shit for no damn reason? Menopause is a wild ride, y’all.
The good news? (Wait… there’s good news??) At least we’ve got each other to go bat-shit crazy together.
Quirky (but legit) side hustles—like selling tootsie pics 🦶💸, whispering into a mic (ASMR 🎤), or cashing in on dog videos 🐶. But we’re not just keeping it weird—we’re exploring serious money-makers too. Think red flags are just for dating? Nope. Side hustle scams are a dime a dozen—but the legit ones are out there, and we’re diving in headfirst to separate the cash cows from the crap. 💸
From wild and fun to profitable and unexpected, let’s start the scavenger hunt for cash. 🚀
🍋🧀 Does a lemon drop and nacho cheese count as a balanced meal? Absolutely. Fruit and dairy are covered, right?
And if you’ve ever considered wine a serving of grapes or justified the St. Patrick’s Day Twinkie as your greens, welcome to the club.
🍕 Let’s get shit-faced… I mean, tastefully toasted! 🍷🔥
(Because let’s be real—most of these meals are best served with a drink in hand!) 😏🔥
💅 Because lifting a wine glass does count as arm day! 😏 And walking to the fridge for snacks? That’s a workout.
This is your guide to realistic fitness—low-effort workouts, practical tips, and just enough movement to stay fabulous without sacrificing Netflix, carbs, or your sanity. Because let’s be honest, if squeezing your cheeks at your desk and doing kegels during that boring meeting count as exercise, then we’ve been training for this our whole lives. 🍑🏆
💔 Love Doesn’t Always Rest in Peace
You didn’t think tragic love started with Tinder, did you? Before dating apps and ghosting, romance had its own dark twists—obsession, betrayal, and love that refused to die.
🕵️♀️ Unravel doomed love stories from the past—where devotion and destruction go hand in hand.
🤣 Because Laughter is Cheaper Than Therapy
Let the memes do the talking—
because sometimes, they’re more savage than anything you could say out loud.
Sarcasm, sass, and just the right amount of WTF energy to get you through the day.
Memes that say what we’re all thinking—from dating disasters to menopausal meltdowns and everything in between.
Welcome to my corner of chaos, where we embrace our inner hot mess.
I’m a mom to three incredible, beautiful, kind-hearted, and hilariously witty young adults, a mother-in-law (the good kind, I swear) to two wonderful, genuinely sweet, beautiful women, a soon-to-be grandma, and a full-time dog mom. I’m also a proud product of the ’80s, a serial cookie-burner, a true crime junkie, and an unapologetic pizza addict who occasionally exercises—mostly to justify the pizza.
Middle-aged and menopausal? You bet! And you know what that means—roll the dice to see which personality you’re getting today. Better yet, check out my latest blog to see what kind of mood I was in when I wrote it.
Spoiler alert: it’s always entertaining… at least I think so. 💅🏻
Awkward? Absolutely. Overthinker? Without a doubt.
Basically, I’m a hot mess with a great sense of humor!
From surviving the death of my marriage (and a big part of myself) to proving that thriving after heartbreak is 100% possible, I’m here to embrace the mess and laugh through it all.
Grab a drink and buckle up—it’s a wild ride, so sit back and enjoy the shit show.