Coffee, Cocktails & Chaos🍵🍹😵‍💫

Cocktails to survive. Coffee to thrive. Chaos guaranteed.

This is your escape route for all things drinkable – with a splash of scandal, a shot of history, and absolutely no expectations of nutritional value. Whether you’re brewing happiness in a cup or chasing the day with something stronger, this category is all about the drinks that tell a story – and the chaos that follows.

We’re not here for health kicks or wellness trends. We’re here for cocktails with a past, coffee with a legacy, and maybe a few pretzels and cubes of cheese on the side while you spiral through some scandalous history.

🍋🧀 Does a lemon drop and nacho cheese count as a balanced meal? Who cares.
Pair it with a green St. Patrick’s Day Twinkie, call it dinner, and dive into a good blog.

Inside, you’ll find:

• The true origins of coffee, cocktails, and anything else you drink to stay sane

• Wild stories behind moonshine, speakeasies, Prohibition, and scandalous drinking traditions

• Unexpected pairings and reading fuel that go surprisingly well with chaos

• The kind of historical drink drama that makes you want to toast the past and forget the present

Because whether you’re surviving your to-do list or just trying to stay upright with a drink in hand – these are caffeinated, buzzed-up stories of rebellion, rituals, and recipes worth raising a glass to.

🍸 Let’s get shit-faced… I mean, tastefully toasted.