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Lazy Girl’s Guide: Half-Assed & Delicious Meals
🥓 Cooking for People Who Hate Cooking
This is a judgment-free zone where meals are made with minimal prep, maximum laziness, and zero guilt. Cooking should be quick, easy, and involve as little effort as humanly possible. Nobody has time to dice a tomato into perfect cubes or babysit an onion for 15 minutes—that’s not simple, that’s a part-time job.
🔥 A perfectly balanced meal? Wine (grapes), nacho cheese (dairy), and whatever’s in the fridge that isn’t suspicious.🔥 Meal prep? Dumping a Costco-sized bag of snacks onto a plate, adding a dip, and calling it a charcuterie board.🔥 Gourmet cooking? Turning a frozen pizza into a “homemade” flatbread with just a sprinkle of basil and delusion.
🥂 The real MVP? Charcuterie. Grab a board, toss on some cheese, crackers, leftover holiday candy, maybe an olive for balance, pour a drink, and call it dinner. It’s classy, effortless, and no one questions it.
Let’s be honest—most meals are best served with a drink in hand, minimal effort, and absolutely zero regrets. 😏🔥🍷
We’re not out here crafting five-course meals. We need food that’s fast, easy, and requires minimal effort (bonus points if it pairs well with alcohol). Whether you’re:
✔️ Throwing together dinner in five minutes✔️ Staring into your fridge hoping something healthy magically appears—while simultaneously demolishing a bag of chips✔️ Pretending coffee is a well-rounded breakfast
… these meals are all about keeping you alive with as little effort as possible.
Whether you’re feeding yourself, feeding your kids, or just need something that pairs well with exhaustion, these meals are perfect for the multitasking queen 👑 who’s got better things to do than spend hours in the kitchen. 🍽️✨
🔥 Dinner Plans: Whatever’s in the Fridge & a Drink. 🍷
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