Top 15 Petty-as-Hell Divorce Stories from the 1500s to 1700s
From royal tantrums to livestock sales, these centuries-old divorces prove that petty exes have always existed.
When “till death do us part” turns into “get out and take the dog,” you know it’s a nightmare divorce. This subcategory is packed with the wildest, messiest, and most chaotic breakups—from penny-pinching pettiness to court battles that make soap operas look tame.
From royal tantrums to livestock sales, these centuries-old divorces prove that petty exes have always existed.