Welcome to my little corner of chaos, where midlife meets sarcasm, an ‘I don’t give AF‘ attitude, and surviving a divorce comes with anxiety, post-divorce shenanigans, personal growth, and a whole lot of psychotic laughter.

I’m a divorced single mama who had to figure out who I was without being a wife, a full-time mom, or the person I had been for decades. And let me tell you, that was uncharted territory.

💔 Got divorced → 😵‍💫 Had an identity crisis → 🍷 Made questionable choices → 💃 Went out too much → 🤦‍♀️ Regretted some of it → 😂 Laughed at all of it → ✍️ (Eventually) Started writing about it

(I’ve always loved writing—I just never had the time or knew what to write about. But now? I feel like a walking encyclopedia of menopause, dating disasters, and side hustle fails.) Turns out, going through a divorce and completely rebuilding your life gives you a lot of material. There’s so much about how we grow and change and figure out who the hell we even are. And honestly, what else was I supposed to do with all this chaos? Naturally, I started writing about it.

It wasn’t pretty at first. I was a walking panic attack, stumbling my way through social invites with people I barely knew, trying to navigate life without calling my husband—who, surprise, was no longer my husband. I made some… questionable choices (cue me throwing up in an alley after a girls’ night out gone wrong), but I also made some amazing ones—like saying yes to new experiences, going on a wine cruise with new friends, surrounding myself with people who made me laugh, and realizing that I wasn’t lost—I was just finding a new version of me.

And then, there was dating.

I tried dating apps (mistake). I got ghosted. I even tracked him down to make sure he was okay (he was. He just sucked). I realized dating apps (and dating in general) weren’t for me.

📱 Match → 💬 Text → 📞 Talk → 😍 Sweep me off my feet (I was naive) → 🙃 Drop → 👻 Ghost → 🔁 Match → Repeat (emotionally damaging).

With no one to answer to, I decided it was time to get down and dirty—and not in the way you think. I threw myself into side hustles, crazy nights out, and new adventures. I met a younger crowd and tried to keep up (bad idea, but impressive effort 💅🏻). I always started strong, but by the end of the night, I’d pull a disappearing act because I realized I wasn’t ready. I also got myself into some crazy, sketchy situations, but don’t worry—I was fully aware of the dangers and always prepared.

And through it all, I discovered something: I love writing, storytelling, and sharing my experiences in a way that makes people laugh, think, and realize that, no matter how messy life gets, we can always find our way through it.

So, I started this blog. Because I’ve always loved writing, my brain is all over the place, and thankfully, I found a way to make that work.

Here’s what you’ll find here—basically, my life in blog form:

💔 Splitsville Survival Guide – Surviving, thriving, and slaying divorce like the badass you are.
☠️👻 The Dating Graveyard – Because dating today is a horror movie, and ghosting is just the beginning.
🔥 Menopausal Madness – I can’t remember what I was gonna say, but I’ll get back to you.
💰 Hustle & Flow: The Side Hustle Survival Guide – I’ll finally get to the bottom of the tootsie pic side hustle—is it a goldmine or just another overhyped internet fantasy? Stay tuned.
🍋🧀 Quick, Dirty, and Delicious—The Meals, Not Me – Seriously simple, somewhat edible meals.
🛍️ Amazon Finds & Must-Haves – Stuff I bought so you don’t have to.
💔👀✨ Forbidden Romances, Tragic Affairs & Eerie Folklore – Because history repeats itself, and the dating shit show started centuries ago.
💅🔥☠️ Sassy Memes – Because laughter is cheaper than therapy.

I may be a hot mess, but I’m proof that even after heartbreak, loss, and figuring out who the hell you are again, life can still be fun, chaotic, and freaking amazing.

The world can be crazy and cruel, but I’m just here to add a little joy and laughter to your life (hopefully).

So, grab a drink and buckle up. It’s a wild ride—but at least I’ll make it entertaining. 🚀✨